In a few months when people wonder how Elon Musk developed such an outsize influence over British politics, it’ll be worth noting the contribution of push notifications like this from the national broadcaster. pic.twitter.com/ANnn3LsytD
— Donie O'Sullivan (@donie) January 5, 2025
Does anyone know when half-term is?
— Ian Addison (@ianaddison) January 7, 2025
Oh, don't worry, I worked it out. pic.twitter.com/TMY0rzC3SK
What a rotten headline to bait hatred.
— JD (@JDHibs) January 7, 2025
Guys got stage 4 prostate cancer & wants bins put in male toilets for urinary incontinence.
Can't stand journos who click bait. https://t.co/dYXHrotiWs
Adulting is realizing Monday is a better "off day" than Friday.
— t. (@t_sadiity) January 7, 2025
— Isobel Oakeshitt (@isobeloakeshitt) January 8, 2025
This … is an entirely plausible theory… https://t.co/cCocMvVJxR pic.twitter.com/M1dAI5vgGL
— S.V. Dáte (@svdate) January 8, 2025
This video is five minutes and fifty five seconds too long
— chlo 🏎️ (@_cosmicangst) January 7, 2025pic.twitter.com/aa5xBzix6e
Lawyers for Liz Truss have asked me to stop saying Liz Truss crashed the economy. I only said Liz Truss crashed the economy because Liz Truss did crash the economy. If she wanted me to not say Liz Truss crashed the economy, she shouldn’t have crashed the economy.
— Parody Keir Starmer (@Parody_PM) January 9, 2025
Please don’t RT
The Carter Center has shared a new photo from President Carter’s funeral with Trump covered by a pillar. pic.twitter.com/5u7KmT6wpD
— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) January 10, 2025
At Yorkshire Tea, we do investigations proper. pic.twitter.com/1BW1PH9aFN
— Yorkshire Tea (@YorkshireTea) January 8, 2025
After Meta announced they are getting rid of fact checkers, we drove to Meta HQ with our thoughts pic.twitter.com/VCGrT2oEuN
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) January 10, 2025
No ta. We enjoy a minimum of 28 days paid annual leave (pro rata for part time), up to 12 months maternity leave with 9 months paid and a decent minimum wage so we don't rely on tips. No mass shootings. Oh, and healthcare free at the point of use. I'll take the UK gov over yours. pic.twitter.com/sSuhBCZj3j
— Julia Suzanne 🌹🇬🇧🥂 (@juliasuzanne76) January 6, 2025
Forever The Queen ❤️ pic.twitter.com/AqgnKYpmkj
— Sharon Osbourne (@MrsSOsbourne) January 7, 2025
Am I the only one not taken in by Katsu curry? It's just fucking chip shop curry sauce over a bog standard breaded chicken fillet.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) January 5, 2025
Suspect Keir Starmer’s insistence on continuing to call it “Twitter” will be as infuriating to Musk as anything he said today.
— Mikey Smith (@mikeysmith) January 6, 2025
Proper microaggression.
Intrigued by Trump’s idea that Denmark has no legal claim to Greenland. I mean, it dates back to 1397, and if that’s not long enough, or if imposition by force is illegitimate, I have some very bad news about the whole concept of the United States.
— Eliot Wilson (@EliotWilson2) January 7, 2025
I occasionally have to remind myself that although most of their adventures take place in a sleepy Lancashire town, Wallace and Gromit have canonically been to space.
— Jonathon Carley (@Jonathon_Carley) January 7, 2025
I wonder what this guy is up to now? pic.twitter.com/xYRW1ahd7q
Apple Watches are just Tomagotchi’s except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is yourself
— B, The Favorite Ex-GF ✨ (@crushed_silver) January 9, 2025
ineke.co.uk 
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